Ever get the feeling like you're a dying man?

There's an ache in your chest and your vision blurs. The world spins for a moment and you think, this is it, I'm going to die. You humorlessly lament the clothes you're wearing. I don't want to be caught dead in this shirt.

Your hands and feet grow numb, and lights flash all around. When they all go out, you're as surprised as you were when you were born.

And then you wake up.